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January 14, 2006

News on Friday the 13th

Being that I tend to read more news than anything, I found a few stories for you today. In addition to being Friday the 13th, it’s also a full moon. In honor of what is quite possibly the strangest day possible, here are a few stories (though not all of them are “strange”). That being said, AWAY WE GO!


Man who BIT GIRLFRIEND’S FACE convicted of assault
I know, we live in a country where everyone has the right to a trial and the right to an attorney (thank you Miranda), but I can’t help but wonder just what the defense was in this case? In case you’re wondering too, they claimed that the victim was not “seriously disfigured”, to which the prosecutor replied “I will agree he is not guilty when he can put this back” and then held up a jar containing the flesh this sicko person BIT OFF OF HER FACE. I agree also with the prosecution that this wack-job person should not get a break simply because the victim had a talented plastic surgeon who was able to re-build her face. Therefore, may this (now) inmate ROT IN PRISON as a precursor to ROTTING IN HELL!
Porn homework cancelled in Ohio
It seems that no matter what, some people just don’t get it. A teacher in Brooklyn, OH recently assigned a group of freshmen (14 and 15 year olds) to “research internet pornography” and also to write about any experience they had with it. Well, the parents wouldn’t have this, and many called the school. So far, no mention has been made as to any punishment, but I doubt from the story if there will be any.
Things that make you go WHAT?
I don’t even know what to say here, except that maybe PUBLIC IMPALING of rapists, terrorists and drug dealers COULD reduce the number of those people in society, or at least teach them that their current “life style” is not a good move.
Well, at least she was “original”
A Phoenix woman was recently fined a little over $300 for driving in the HOV lane without another person in the car. When she was stopped and the officer asked her how many people were in the car, she said two, then pointed to her belly to indicate her unborn child. Well, while I do agree that the “fetus” IS a human being and not just a “lump of cells” that BECOMES a human being, I have to side with the court on this one. The last line of the story, which states that if this were allowed, cops would not only have to have cuffs, guns, and other tools, but also would have to carry pregnancy tests, and I have to agree we (as a society) DO NOT want to go there. But, I have a friend of mine who is a local Constable, and when he stops someone for speeding he tells them if they can give him an excuse he has NEVER heard, he’ll let them off with a warning. He’s heard them all, but the best one he told me about (which RUINED all Star Wars excuses from now on) was a teenager who simply replied “you don’t need to see my license, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for”, and he WAS carring several small robots for a class project. After my friend stopped laughing, he did let the kid go.
I am sorry to say this took place in my part of Texas
It seems that a local Police Chief has something against people of asian descent, and when a Vietnamese man applied for a job as a Farmer’s Branch Police Officer, the Chief (allegedly) said that “as long as I’m police chief, we won’t have any gooks in this department.” I’m sorry, but even IF this man was traumatized during the Vietnam War, this is NOT the way one should act in ANY JOB! I personally hope to see this man FIRED and not able to get a job ANYWHERE as a police officer (or with a PD at all) ever again!
Mexico DEMANDS the U.S. allow more immigration
Well, if this is the case, I say the U.S. DEMAND that Mexico begin helping us to make sure the immigration is LEGAL and not any way else. I also DEMAND that Mexico begin taking care of it’s own issues, like poverty, drugs, other crime, and so on…..

I guess I just won’t understand it, but it seems that when ANY COUNTRY ON EARTH (except the U.S.) takes measures to protect their borders, they are simply “protecting their home land”, but when America wants to protect our borders, we are “turning our backs” on “the poor and downtrodden” who simply want to “work and earn a living, doing jobs Americans won’t do”. I’ve gotten into this debate on campus quite a few times, and my answer is most often, that if the jobs “Americans won’t do” paid an decent wage (and Ogre, I’m not advocating minimum wage raises) and offered benefits and advancement opportunities, maybe Americans WOULD take the jobs. But, when you can hire 3 or 4 illegal aliens for the same rate as ONE citizen or legal resident, why would you?


With all the kerfuffal (thanks to Letters from NYC for the new word) over President Bush’s program which uses wire taps on calls to and from KNOWN TERRORISTS or TERRORIST SYMPATHIZERS, I just thought I’d throw out a few links about the DNC’s “golden boy”.
Link Number 1

Link Number 2


Zarqawi to Bin Laden - U.S. Winning in Iraq

CAN IT BE? Is the enemy starting to realize that we (the U.S.) WILL NOT REST until we have his (and his boss’s) head ON A PLATTER? I’m sorry, but I just don’t see how it took THIS STINKING LONG for Zarqawi to realize HE IS GOING TO LOSE, but the real question is, will he realize it before or after he begins ROTTING IN THE GRAVE?
Cross-Posted at Smoke Signals Blog

January 12, 2006

Random thoughts on a not so random day

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Who says today’s kids have no work ethic
It seems that 17 year old Jarrad Natale does, and he is not afraid of hard, DIRTY, work. Amen son, just a little more caution next time, OK?
Who wants to bet the ACLU gets involved in this one
It seems that there are still some good and decent people in the world. You see, a woman was recently being chased by a would be robber who had already pounced on her and punched her repeatedly trying to steal her purse. Well, he chased his would be victim past the wrong shop, because five men from a local auto shop started pursuing him, “placed him” on the ground, and restrained him until police arrived. How much would you like to bet that the aclu(natics) sue the men who SAVED THAT WOMAN from her assailant, because they “violated his rights” or “prevented him from doing what he does for a living” (VIOLENTLY ROBBING WOMEN)?
I can’t even begin to understand this one
GPS tracking chips in handguns? WHO ARE THE IDIOTS WHO THOUGHT OF THIS? Oh, that’s right, elected officials.
Mother mad at police
You see, when Plymouth PD responded to an alarm at a local liquor store, they found a stone had bounced off the shatter proof glass, and saw evidence that a car left at high speed, and began to pursue the vehicle. Eventually they were able to box the car in, when it RAMMED one of the cruisers and then accelerated toward other officers. Those officers, who FEARED FOR THEIR LIFE (due to the car SPEEDING TOWARD THEM), opened fire, killing 16 year old Anthony McGrath. Mrs. McGrath insists that her son was “given a death penalty with out a trial” and has demanded answers and wants to know who “murdered” her son. Well, “mom”, I hate to say this but I see two VERY GOOD possible answers, your son did it by THREATENING THE LIVES OF POLICE OFFICERS, and/or you are either partly or wholely responsible for the untimely death of your son, due to your failure to teach him that ROBBING A LIQUOR STORE, SPEEDING FROM THE CRIME SCENE, and VEHICULAR ASSAULT ON A PEACE OFFICER are not good things to do. UH-OH, I just made a “moral judgement” didn’t I, because I said what the CHILD did was WRONG! I am sorry for Anthony’s death, and I pray for his entire family, but had he not been trying to rob that store, had he not sped from the crime scene, and had he not sped up and headed toward Police Officers, he would (most likely) still be alive today.
H/T to Wizbang for the above news items
This is quite possible the ONLY time I partially agree with the aclu
You see, it is now ILLEGAL to “annoy” somoene via the web without disclosing your true identity. Which means that ALL BLOGGERS and other people who write or comment on the web, MUST disclose their REAL NAMES if they “annoy” someone. This is GOING TOO FAR! I have a pretty high tolerance for nuissances, but not everyone does, so basically the whole country is SCREWED OVER by this law (at least bloggers and those who comment on blogs or in web-forums, or in chat rooms).
H/T to Ogre for the last story

Well, that’s it from me for now, and remember, if you can’t be good, be good at it, and don’t get caught.
Cross-Posted at Smoke Signals Blog

January 4, 2006

OGRE FOUND ANOTHER ONE!

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Congratulations, you're an outstanding upperclass twit!  To be totally honest, people can't understand a word you say, and almost everyone hates you as you are a disturbance.  But hey,
Congratulations! You’re an outstanding upperclass
twit!

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THANKS, OGRE


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